Today, I murdered an old pawnbroker so I could find out whether I'm an extraordinary man. I ended up having to kill her retarded sister too. Now there's blood everywhere and I'm so hungry. FMRLL
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On 08/07/1865 at 2:30am - Napoleon complexes - by Rodya123 - Russia (St. Petersburg)
Today, I woke up to find my nose was gone. I was too embarrassed to go to work, so I ran around town with a handkerchief covering my hideous face, trying to find my nose. Finally I ran into it in church, dressed as a state councillor. When I tried to talk to it, it pretended not to know me. FMRLL
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On 03/25/1855 at 6:34pm - misc - by Kovalyov - Russia (St. Petersburg)
Today, someone stole my overcoat. I know that doesn't sound like such a big deal but it's SO COLD here. My whole miserable life I've done nothing but work diligently all day at the office and then work some more when I get home. This overcoat was my one indulgence. I saved up for it and I took pride in it and I allowed it to make me think I was important. And then someone stole it. I've lost my will to live. FMRLL
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On 02/25/1880 at 1:31am - fashion - by AkakiiA - Russia (St. Petersburg)
Today, I squandered a chance to win 188,000 roubles. I was SO CLOSE. It was this secret, see, which I kind of killed an old woman to get (it's really a gray area), only she didn't tell me before she died, but then she came to me as a ghost to give me the secret, which I will not tell you lest it ruin your lives as that wretched wretch of a miserable dead woman ruined mine. Anyway, yeah, she totally screwed me over. Oh, and there was a girl mixed up in it, but whatever. I could have been SO F***ING RICH. FMRLL
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On 02/03/1820 at 11pm - money - by GermanHermann - Russia (City)
Today, I tried to throw a funeral party for my late husband. He was a bit of a drunk, of course, but I loved him, truly I did, everyone loved him, and he was proud to be my husband, yes, for I was a colonel's daughter, I danced with a shawl before the governor, I have a certificate...and then at the meal that slut Amalia Ludwigovna started picking a fight with me, she has no class at all, none whatsoever...and then that swine Pyotr Petrovich had the gall to frame my dear stepdaughter for robbery, the angel who took a yellow pass just to support her family! And no one stood up for her, not one of those low gutter rats who had eaten my bread and salt dared defend her honor, not even our savior, the generous Rodion Romanych! But then that good man Lebezyatnikov stepped up, I always misjudged him, and he proved that that scoundrel Luzhin was lying, and Rodion Romanych came too to Sonya's aid, and then that beggar's daughter Amalia Ludwigovna threw us out of the house, me and my three poor innocent children, just when we were going to leave this horrible city and start a school for noble girls in the country, and Sonya was going to come with us. By that point I was coughing up blood pretty badly and the consumption had got to my brain so I started making the children dance and sing in the street and a lovely gentleman gave us three roubles and then a crowd came to jeer, to jeer at the last flare of life in a woman who has endured too much, too long, and to think of the potential I had in my youth, but I loved my husband, I tell you I did, even if I beat him from time to time! And then I began dying. Currently I am dead. Probably my children will all turn to beggary and prostitution. FMRLL
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On 08/18/1865 at 7:15pm - consumption - by KaterinaIvanovna - Russia (St. Petersburg)
Today, after a disastrous attempt at customs fraud/ smuggling, I decided to make a little cash by buying dead souls out in the provinces and then go on to perpetrate some deed that is none of the readers' business and will not be discussed. Turns out not only are people fairly miserly while trying to negotiate these contracts; some people even turn downright suspicious and accusing. I was virtually forced out before I could I even make a move on the governor’s daughter...FMRLL
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On 03/25/1844 at 11:53pm - money - by Chichikov - Russia (City)
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